Chicks Dig Mustaches
The longest I have ever gone without shaving is one month. Last month to be exact.
All that hair growing took some serious effort, so I wasn't about to just shave it all off without a second thought. I used the age-old technique of shaving-in-bizarre-facial-hair-stages.
click to see the silly animation
I was particularly pleased with this combination handle-bar mustache and soul-patch.
I turned to Adrienne, “What would it be like if I kept this mustache?!” Adrienne quickly replied, “I think it would be a lot like celibacy.”
The mustache is gone.
Comments
And that made you cave? What kind of man are you?
Posted by: mighty josh | March 3, 2004 10:13 AM
And you’re honor code compliant again! What is up with that anyway, we can’t have goatees like every other tom, dick and sid; but we CAN have mustaches and look like out of work porn stars? Or in your case (see: fourth to last frame of animation) a Fussy Train Conductor!
Also, it one frame of that little animation you looked like Tom Green! And then, like a man named Vito; at which point you could have succesfully pulled off a frayed, sleeveless denim shirt and repaired my quote-unquote hog.
Posted by: Jory | March 3, 2004 02:03 PM
No offense Josh, but you look like the missing terrorist in the first picture. The second looks like Jeffry Dahmer.
Posted by: shawn | March 3, 2004 04:52 PM
the bottom one looks kinda like joe
Posted by: john | March 3, 2004 10:59 PM
I was disappointed (only kind of) that you didn’t take advantage of the opportunity to model the once-popular Hitler moustache. No one ever talks about what a strong impact the man had upon the future of fashion and grooming.
Posted by: Benjamin Read | March 4, 2004 08:56 AM
josh refers to it as the ‘sparks’ m m m my moustache
Posted by: john | March 4, 2004 02:47 PM
I’ve grown many beards. Every time I shave it off I feel freaky, and when I look into the mirror, it looks freaky, and not the good freaky either. Once I kept really long burns, and a huge goatee while attending Ricks. Then I picked up an ironing board and stuffed a gun in my belt and started swinging the ironing board and demanded that someone take a picture. That someone did take the picture.
Celibacy for one night sounds like fun. But not as a lifestyle.
Posted by: dave | March 4, 2004 06:54 PM
Does this mean you’ll be updating the favicon?
Posted by: Jed Wood | March 5, 2004 03:45 PM
Few things, if any, signal to society that you are “In It, to Win It” like a full, lusterous mustach. Though to fulling embeace the ironic anti fashion statement you need the obigitory trucker hat, dirty NASCAR sleevelees t-shirt, and a permed SFLB flowing down your sholders. Once you achieve the total look, your life will in no way resemble celibacy.
Posted by: martin | March 15, 2004 11:34 AM
Few things, if any, signal to society that you are “In It, to Win It” like a full, lusterous mustach. Though to fulling embace the ironic anti fashion statement you need the obigitory trucker hat, dirty NASCAR sleevelees t-shirt, and a permed SFLB flowing down your sholders. Once you achieve the total look, your life will in no way resemble celibacy.
Posted by: martin | March 15, 2004 11:34 AM
The ultimate would be: mustache + trucker hat + MC hammer pants + Combat boots.
Now you’re really making a statement; and at the end of the day, this is really what it’s all about.
Posted by: dave | March 15, 2004 05:46 PM