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Martha Stewart Gets 5 Months in Prison
NEW YORK - Domestic icon Martha Stewart was handed a prison term of just five months Friday for lying about a stock sale. After asking the judge for leniency, she emerged defiant from the courthouse to say she was being persecuted and declared, "I'll be back."
Nice Terminator quote Mothra. I am sure that will go a long way towards softening your image.
PS - Anyone who would sell a tool for embossing babies deserves jail time!
Comments
Is it true that her eyes glowed red when she said that?
One day she’s going to short circuit and malfunction and we’ll find out that we imprisoned an android.
Posted by: dave | July 16, 2004 10:09 AM
Actually, we used her baby embosser to emboss Calvin. He is much more managable now.
Posted by: dan | July 16, 2004 12:31 PM
It’s pretty sad that that’s the best Mothra website on the internet. Someone needs to fix that.
Posted by: David | July 19, 2004 12:03 PM
i like the baby embosser. tattooing a baby is so tacky.
Posted by: andrew | July 19, 2004 02:46 PM
Sure a baby embosser is sick, but I am more concerned about her selling baby faces ( http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=content&id=channel182243 ). I mean can you think of anything more hideous? It is far worse than scalping if you ask me.
Posted by: Steve | July 20, 2004 02:30 PM