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I Love you Adrienne, happy Adrienne day!
Today is Adrienne day.
I hate Valentine's day. It is a cheesy, commercial mess of a holiday. I can't stand it. Adrienne, on the other hand, I love. So, when were were dating and Valentine's day was approaching I decided to take control over my own holiday destiny and I invented Adrienne day. I arbitrarily chose February 9th and we have been celebrating it ever since.
Oh I know, you come for the funny and here I am with all this “love” talk! Take one second to leave a comment and wish Adrienne a happy Adrienne day and I will go back to being your prank monkey.
February 9th, 2005 - 20:19
You probably don’t know who I am but happy Adrienne day aunt of mine!
February 9th, 2005 - 20:19
What a lucky girl you are to have your own day! Every girl should be so lucky. Now if Adreienne Day was recognized as a “get-me-out-of-school” holiday, I would send a gift. Since it is not (and maybe also because I am ever-so-slightly bitter that I do not have a day), no gift. But I do wish you a happy day!
February 9th, 2005 - 20:22
The queen of hearts is the one who always has her way or off with their heads. I think Adrienne is very lucky to always have it her way or off with your head. By the way I was refering to Alice in Wonderland, but I have to go because I’m late for a very important date.
February 9th, 2005 - 21:58
Happy Adrienne day! May nothing but happiness come through your door.
February 9th, 2005 - 22:15
Hey Adrienne, Happy day are here again!
February 9th, 2005 - 22:20
Oh wow! Your very own Andrienne Day! I thought the only celebrated that in the Hinterlands! Very cool. Happy love day Adrienne!
February 9th, 2005 - 22:49
Having Adrienne Day is the best idea yet. A couple of years ago in a similar fit of V-day bitterness I decreed that we’d have that sort of celebration on St. Patrick’s Day. But still, Valentine’s Day comes and goes and makes Tara feel unloved. What a lousy holiday. “Here you go, world: a day for most of you to feel pressured into expressing things that should come spontaneously and voluntarily, the rest of you to feel lonely and unloved, and for 5 of you in the world to be happy. We’ll call it Valentine’s Day.” Sooo… Adrienne Day is a marvelous day. I’m sure I should make up for my St. Patty’s Day failure and calendar in a Tara Day. But in the mean time, Adrienne, today is YOUR day! Don’t forget to rinse off in the mustard-off pools. Happy Adrienne Day!
February 10th, 2005 - 07:34
Happy Day of Adrienne, both of you!
February 10th, 2005 - 09:35
Adrienne looks hot on that playing card (you watch too much World Series of Poker).
February 10th, 2005 - 13:12
Hubby and I will be soon celebrating our 30th “annual happy wednesday”… I think everyone should have their own holiday. Happy Adrienne Day to you both! Now run quick and get a nice $65.00 box of Godivas!
February 10th, 2005 - 13:37
Well then…Adrienne Day it is!!!
Happy Adrienne Day to all!!!
Josh, is there a “feats of strength” part of this holiday? Because right now I am bending a paperclip–WITH MY TEETH!! And this in honor of whom?…
ADRIENNE!!
WOO HOO!!
February 10th, 2005 - 13:40
What on earth kind of holiday would it be if there weren’t feats of strength!? How do you think I destroyed my back?
Well done shawn, well done.
February 12th, 2005 - 07:53
Happy belated Adrienne Day.
February 13th, 2005 - 19:59
4 days have passed — dance prank monkey
February 13th, 2005 - 20:38
“Take one second to leave a comment and wish Adrienne a happy Adrienne day and I will go back to being your prank monkey.”
You didn’t play by the rules John. No dancing.
February 14th, 2005 - 11:43
Happy belated Adrienne day.
February 15th, 2005 - 12:47
Happy Adrienne Day!!!
(Now, dance monkey dance!)
February 15th, 2005 - 19:37
Is there a countdown or a timer or something that let’s us know when you are gonna dance again?
February 16th, 2005 - 22:46
I love love love that you have Adrienne Day. I hope it was a happy one for both of you.
December 30th, 2005 - 01:50
I love a girl named Adrienne too, I think that’s a great idea about inventing an Adrienne day. Way to go.
January 30th, 2006 - 15:43
Is Adrienne Day and actual holiday?
February 11th, 2008 - 20:22
Happy Adrienne Day to and from a real girl named Adrienne Day :)