An Entry Inspired by Throwing Up Just a Little Bit
Dear Lortab, You are worthless.
For the life of me I can not figure out how people get addicted to this stuff. All it does for me is make me tired and a little nauseated.
That is it.
Hey Pain Killer, I have a crazy idea, how about killing some pain. Maybe my doctor accidentally prescribed a Nauseating Sleeping Pill? Why would they even make those?! I am going to have to call him and ask.
Comments
I firmly believe that Lortab is actually just prescription strenght Tic-Tacs.
Posted by: joe | May 2, 2005 09:52 PM
Wasn’t Lortab a villian on Johnny Quest? I seem to remeber that Lortab wanted to take over the US Pharmaceutical Market…that or destroy the world…I can’t remember which. Maybe it was both.
Posted by: shawn | May 3, 2005 12:32 PM
Josh, you might want to check with your MD about a drug called Lodene. It is an antiinflamatory like Ibuprofen, but only better, without the narcotic effects.
With an injury like yours, you want to reduce the inflamation, in doing so, it will reduce the pain. It is not one of the drugs like Vioxx with all the frightning side affect.
The only thing I suggest when taking this drug is MAKE SURE YOU EAT (FULL STOMACH) BEFORE TAKING, if not your stomach will undoughtly remind you. good luck any questions email me and I will fill you in on any pertinent information you may need
Posted by: Howard Roark | May 3, 2005 10:17 PM
I can’t remember taking a painkiller of any kind and feeling less pain. Luckily my opain threshold seems to be fairly high. My discomfort threshold is prolly much lower.
I think percoset made me pretty sick one time. I had eaten something before taking it so I don’t know why this one time I became seriously nauseated and got cold sweats pretty bad. It was after my apendectomy.
Just once I’d like to get high under circumstances seen as acceptable by society and religion.
Posted by: poweredbyapathy | May 4, 2005 11:39 AM
Josh, Are you sure you aren’t pregnant? Because my wife’s symptoms are sounding a lot like yours.
Posted by: Micah Bauer | May 4, 2005 04:12 PM
Another similarity is that today I had to get an epidural (spinal block).
Man, I wish I was pregnant. That would mean this nightmare would end in 9 months!
Posted by: josh | May 4, 2005 04:18 PM
Didn’t anyone tell you? Those ballistic “painkillers” don’t actually kill any pain. They just make you feel so cottony and disembodied that you don’t take it quite so personally any more.
Posted by: jenny | June 3, 2005 10:52 PM