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4 Pieces of Advice I Have Recently Given Colleagues (All likely of similar value)

  • Why not take a couple of classes before you fully commit to going back to school?

  • Why not take some career aptitude tests? I am sure there a million other jobs you would enjoy and do well at.

  • You should push for more money; I really think you are undervaluing yourself.

  • You should test your car to see if getting struck by lightning gave it super powers. I recommend driving it off a cliff to see if it can fly.

Comments

Were these all given to the same person?

I have a car with the invisibility superpower (like Sue Storm). I drive it to work. On sidewalks. Really slowly.

One More:

You should test your powers of invisibilty by sneaking into your boss’ office naked and stealing his breakfast. Really.

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Surprising stuff about real Amish people.

So it’s YOU and your stupid invisible car that I’ve been tripping over! Here I was blaming myself, calling myself a clumsy oaf, when all this time it was an invisible car that was to blame.

I wonder why I didn’t think of that before…

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