Best Spam Subject Lines EVER
I opened every single one of these emails hoping I might actually be able to purchase the product promised by the subject line. Wheelchair Sandpaper?! Fire Web!?
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I opened every single one of these emails hoping I might actually be able to purchase the product promised by the subject line. Wheelchair Sandpaper?! Fire Web!?
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I’d be pleased with the snail surveyor—especially since Alphonse Venezuela, I mean Valenzuela, sent it.
Posted by: Joel | February 5, 2008 08:01 PM
I want a child diamond or an elephant baby. but preferably the child diamond.
Posted by: Jeremy | February 5, 2008 09:54 PM
i wish carl would send me an elephant baby! you always get all the cool stuff! dammit!
Posted by: ellie.lou | February 6, 2008 12:05 AM
I would be afraid to click on the internet called “Dance of Love.” unless it was on this website.
No I would still be afraid.
Also what do they charge for shipping and handling for “explosives” or an “elephant baby”?
Whatever it is - it’s probably worth it. While being charged $7.95 S&H for then to send you a 3 oz. razor blade that never gets dull (allow 4 to 6 weeks), is a total ripoff.
Posted by: martin | February 6, 2008 02:23 PM
I included a few hidden typos in my comment - enjoy!
Posted by: martin | February 6, 2008 02:27 PM
“Bed Bible Sandpaper Database.” “Tapestry Insect Train Nail.” Hey, I can do it, too! Watch this: Aardvark Soliloquy Fart Mountain.
Posted by: Brian | February 8, 2008 11:33 AM