Not So Awesome:
- How long it takes me to update this site. If you read this you must hate me for making you wait so long just to be disapointed.
- The fashion trend of wearing overpriced, thin, longsleeve hoodie shirts with jeans and a sportcoat. I like Banana Republic but I also hate Banana Republic.
- A sandwhich made all of chopped black olives and mayonaise. Worse than that is the fact that it wasn't what i ordered. Also not awesome, finishing that sandwhich and realizing that I had just eaten a whole sandwhich made of chopped black olives and mayonaise and I couldn't change that fact.
- The women who walk around the shopping/financial district of San Francisco with large bags in each hand from very expensive stores while everyone else is working. Their manner of dress is either boring or obnoxious but either way they always wear an evident sense of entitlement.
- Frat boys wearing pink. What the hell are the art fags and indie kids supposed to wear now? Jerks!
- Kenneth Cole is having a sale on shoes . . . and they all suck!
- Ants, everywhere. More to follow.
Awesome:
- China Town San Francisco, and I'll tell you why:
_______- Tapioca Drinks. These are good, they come in a variety of fruit flavors and they have chewy tapioca gems to delight. But mostly, the poster I saw advertising these drinks says "Let me crazy!"
_______- You can get a dozen coconut buns for $4. It used to be $3 but they raised the price. Still a good deal cause they are awesome tasty and a dozen of those mothers is a lot.
_______- You can get a dozen potstickers for $2 even and that makes for a nice little lunch.
_______- You can buy all kinds of crazy crap from the many gift emporia, including: "Smiled Bubble Hammer with Terrible Voice" It is just as awesome as it sounds.
_______- There's all these Chinese people walking around so it feels almost like being in another country. A country where I am a giant.
Awesome continued:
- An old guy walking down Market street in black leather pants. That may not sound awesome but it was and maybe you just had to be there at that moment with that song in your headphones walking to work and seeing this old guy in leather pants.
- Ceremony by New Order. It's a song. One of the best ever. It's so good to me that it hurts to listen to it and I can't stop listening to it.
- Tuna sandwhich. Much better than a pile of black olives and mayonaise. In fact, they are an awesome kind of sandwhich.
- Inside-out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. Damb tasty. They look kind of weird cause the outside is peanut butter color but don't be afraid to sink your teeth in them. They are only available for a limited time, so I suggest you buy them if you see them. I think I may like them even better than original peanut butter cups. I'm not lying about this.
Not So Awesome yet, Sooooo Awesome!:
- Guy walking down market street dressed in black with knee-high black boots and long straight blond hair down to the skall of his back. This wasn't a high school kid, this guy had to be in his late thirties. That's comitment.
- The ugliest transexual I've ever seen with the ugliest mullet I've ever seen. It was blond, permed short and tight on the top, and long and straight on the bottom. He/she might have been related to the guy mentioned above.
- Utility Kilt: http://www.utilikilts.com/index.htm
- Utilikilt and bullet bike. Somehow putting these two together makes them both pretty awesome.
