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April 28, 2005

gangsters are weak

Or, I suppose I should say "Gangstas" are weak. It occurred to me as I passed some gangstas on the street wearing big puffy parkas.

That's a pretty common sight; gangstas in puffy coats. It's kind of like their uniform. I suppose that would be fine if it wasn't so freakin' nice out today. I was in a very thin old button up shirt and a thin corduroy jacket and I was sweatin'. If your still so cold you need to wear a parka in 75 degree weather, you're weak.

I've also heard rumors that they wear big coats to make themselves look bigger and, hence, more intimidating. Unless your weak you don't need to wear a big puffy coat to look tough, therefore, the fact that you would have to wear a big coat to look tough makes you not tough.

Somebody should tell these guys how weak they look.

In fact, that somebody is you! Post your experience here.