Category Archives: Disinformation

Now, Al Jazeera, I am not an expert on constructing unbiased surveys, but aren’t “cold-blooded murder” and “justified” mutually exclusive? View Larger Image Also, unless you want to be lumped in with the Weekly World News, maybe you shouldn’t have … Continue reading →

From: josh Date: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:17:55 AM US/Mountain To: buzz.heidt@thepenrodcompany.com Subject: Corporate Figurehead Position Dear Buzz Heidt, President of The Penrod Company After looking at your board of directors on your website I notice there are no Penrods. … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Dear photos.com, A couple of questions about your service. When looking at the search results for the phrase, “old man face”, is it normal for coworkers to walk by and think you are looking at document.write(‘g’ + ‘a’ + ‘y’ … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Dear Carl’s Jr,2 steps to success:Bring back those old crinkly fries.Fire Satan, who you have obviously hired to do your advertising. Your commercials have destroyed any desire I ever had to eat your food. Sincerely, Josh Penrod Continue reading →

I got my haircut today. The girl cutting my hair washed it with Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Oil Shampoo. I could feel her every breath on my scalp for the next hour. Now, I don’t want to debate the merits … Continue reading →

I will be flying to the Washington DC area on what promises to be the eve of war with Iraq. Out of courtesy to my fellow passengers, this letter: Dear Fellow Passengers, We will be flying together at a time … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Dear American Restaurants, If I walk into your establishment and you are serving “Freedom Fries“, I am going to give you a “Freedom Kick In the Groin”™ . Sincerely, Josh Penrod P.S. You are getting better. The last time you … Continue reading → Continue reading →

In an attempt to make my little corner of cyberspace a bit safer I have redesigned the site. I believe this will render me safe from all chemical weapons, hacks, viruses, and denial of service attacks. I did this in … Continue reading →

Colgate Herbal White – Mr. Beaver (2003) – 0:30 (USA) From: josh penrod Sent: Friday, February 21, 2003 11:23 PM To: info@colgate.com Subject: Herbal White Beaver Dear Colgate, I just saw your commercial featuring “Mr. Beaver” and I am concerned. … Continue reading →