Category Archives: Overheard
A New Black Hole
“It feels like my bed is the center of a new black hole.” Mumbled almost unintelligably by Reese, whose eyes refused to open this morning when it was time for school. I hear you buddy, I hear you.31 minutes ago … Continue reading
What did you THINK we would be talking about?
Walked past the kids’ room just now and heard the eight-year-old and five-year-old talking. “Hey, what are you guys still doing up?! What on earth are you talking about?” “Dad, Anna had never heard of Martin Luther King and I … Continue reading
Yeah, I guess I do…
Reese: “That looks like fun! What are you doing?” Me: “Work.” Reese: “You get to make doodles for work!?” Maybe I shouldn’t take the awesomeness of my job for granted.
Freedom!
The battle continues. Anna got upset because she got in trouble for arguing with Reese and wrote “This house stinks!” on her magna-doodle (Spelled like this, “THS HAOS STNKS!”). This infuriated Reese, “That is false! This is an awesome house!” … Continue reading
American Monkeys
Anna: “Reese, you aren’t playing nice. Your monkeys won't do what my Hello Kitties say!” Reese: “That’s because my monkeys are from an American jungle. They have freedom.” Anna: “I don’t want them to have freedom. I want them to … Continue reading
Overheard
Sometimes I lie and say I put toothpaste on my toothbrush but I just use water. But Reese always tells on me, which is not nice for me -Anna
Overheard
[Sigh...] Potty, I needed you! -Anna, walking into the bathroom, no idea that I could hear her.