Papa November

I was waiting in the Taco Bell drive thru ( this story is off to a classy start) when I noticed a bumper sticker on the car in front of me. It read " Women are like telephones they love to be talked to, they love to be held, but push the wrong button and you get.... disconnected!" (the itallics served to reinforce the hilarity). I thought to myself, "what in the hell is the point of this sticker? Could the owner of this vehicle really find this amusing? Does he find it so funny that he just has to share it? Does he see himself as some sort of comic good samaritan? I imagine people passing him on the road and waving or giving him a thumbs up. "You got that right, man!", they yell and he nods knowingly. Woman smile and wish they knew a man that understood them as deeply as this man in the primer grey caddy.