accident prone
"A near miss or a close call, I keep a room at the hospital, I scratch my accidents into the wall" - Jawbreaker
Well, Michelle and I just got home from the hospital. This is the second time in one month that some idiot has crashed into her car and sent her to the hospital with contractions. This time she was at a red light when a guy rear-ended her. She seems fine, just a little bruised and with a pretty bad case of whiplash. She was actually still driving the rental car that we have had while they fix our van from the first accident when the lady backed into her. Unbelievable.
Here is a list of our medical adventures since August of 2000
1. open-heart surgery (me)
2. diagnosed with mild epilepsy (me, from the surgery they think)
3. gallbladder removed after gallstone attack (me, again related to heart surgery)
4.pneumonia (Michelle, while pregnant)
6. toximia (Michelle)
5. pre-term labor (Michelle, from 1st accident)
6. whiplash (Michelle, 2nd accident)
7. preterm labor (Michelle, 2nd accident)
Comments
Maybe you guys should invest in bubble wrap.
Or stop going outside. Also, maybe you should get rid of your other major organs now, before something can go wrong with them.
Posted by: Josh | March 3, 2003 11:33 AM