things I saw in New York
1. The guy on the subway meowing like a cat (MEOW! hold the train, MEOW! hold the train.)
2. The guy at the airport that was pretending to only speak russian so the security people would let him stay asleep in a chair in the screening area. ( Security guy- "Move sir", Idiot- "Ruski! Ruski!" guy- "Anyone here speak Italian?" idiot- "Ruski!!!!" guy "French?" idiot "Ruski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" guy- "move your Ruski out of the security area!" the russian idiot then walks off defeated holding a copy of Seabiscuit (in English) and sits next to me where he makes a call on his cell phone in perfect English.
3. 5 dead rats outside of MOMA Queens.
4. 1 live one
Comments
"move your Ruski out of the security area!"
that is the greatest answer he could have given!
Posted by: Josh | March 3, 2003 11:34 AM