the jackson five always ring twice
I didn’t sleep well last night. In my dream I was resting on the couch when Michelle informed me that the Jackson 5 were walking up the drive. For some reason this threw me into a panic. I leapt from the couch, jumped behind the curtains, and begged Michelle to tell them I wasn’t home. She let them in and there they were, dressed in their 70’s best. They walked right over to where I was hiding and laughingly pulled the drapes back. And..I woke up.
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I'd like to comment but I don't know what to make of this -- it's all vaguely disturbing. Get help before it's too late!
Posted by: john | October 17, 2003 05:30 PM
give in to your passion!
Posted by: poweredbyapathy | October 18, 2003 01:34 PM
Joe, this is the perfect little thought to put a huge smile on a man's face, nay, guffaw. This was awesome Joe, just awesome. There's a word for this, and that word is simply: Awesome.
Man I don't blame you for not wanting the Jackson 5 to kow that you aren't home, those are some shady characters. You have Michael and Tito etc. What if Latoya was with them? What if you had a dream that your wife had Latoya's face, and it seemed perfectly natural in your dream, as if you had been living under this perfectly normal arrangement where your spouse had Latoya's face? I've had this type of dream before, I just hope that in the future they don't involve Latoya's face on my wife. Weird.
Posted by: dave | October 20, 2003 05:09 PM
In light of your dream I am now creeped out by "I'll Be There"
Posted by: Josh | October 21, 2003 10:20 PM