logan st arts building
So, I am hoping to move into a new studio. My present studio is fine, but there are really no other artists in the building and I have to walk down the hall to wash my brushes in the custodial closet. That probably doesn't sound that horrible, but that walk is enough to push me over the I'm-not-washing-my-brushes edge. The new studio is downtown, in a building full of artists, has a skylight, and a sink! It has roof access via the skylight with cathedral and capital dome views and is a tad bigger with storage.
The artist presently occupying the space shared another plus with me; mad crack action! He says at night he sits and watches the base heads in the alley from his 2nd floor perch. Last winter he watched one drop his rock in the snow and spend 30 minutes sifting through icey sludge in hopes of finding it.
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Dumb base head! Everyone knows that when you drop your crack in the snow you scoop it all up and melt it throug a mesh screen. The rock will end up sitting on top of the mesh, just waiting for you. Duh!
Posted by: josh | November 18, 2003 10:10 AM
what would have been cool is if the guy who was watching would have jumped in to help the guy find his crack and then said something like "here it is. . . it was right behind you the whole time!" while poiting at the guys rear end and laughing "stupid crack head". or maybe if instead he really does look for it and then he finds it first and then sells it back to the crack head again. It's funny cause the guy already paid for it once and then you make him pay for it again. then after that you hit his hand so he drops it again and then you do the butt crack joke thing. lastly you give him a pamphlet on the word of wisdom and invite him to meet the missionaries. face it, drugs are funny.
Posted by: poweredbyapathy | November 18, 2003 02:14 PM
I never did find my crack that night.
Posted by: dan | November 19, 2003 08:32 AM
The best place to stash your crack is in your sock where the cops wouldn't think to look. Then fashion a cardboard box as a table, minimizing losing the crack in the snow. Dan, it only takes you one time to learn this lesson.
Posted by: dave | November 20, 2003 12:34 AM