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Down with Newton

Do you remember those balloon launches from when you were in elementary school? Well, I thought it would be fun to recreate that for my 2 year old son (fun for me). I'm sure it may also prove valuable to science.
It wasn't the spectacular experience I remembered. It seems that the little kid aeronautic knowledge that allowed my balloons to find there way 100's of miles from home is now lost to me. Actually, that last part is pure speculation; I don't think anyone found a single balloon launched by my hand, they could have landed on top of the school for all I know.
Either way, I now have no balloon launch skills.
I think my choice of balloon was a bad start. In my office when it is your birthday you come in to find several balloons tied to you desk. It was someone's birthday today. How spectacular could it be with used office birthday balloons? Not very.
I then looked around the house to find one of those little note cards we used to write our critical return info on. I couldn't find one so I settled on a piece of paper torn from my wife's planner. I had to tear it down very small because by this time the balloons were barely able to hold the tremendous weight of their strings, let alone a gum wrapper sized piece of paper with ink on it. That left me with room to write "Please tell me where my balloon was found, Grant (2yrs old)" with my email and "launched from 8th and Elm/Denver". I trimmed the string hanging off the balloon for greater lift and we headed to the backyard/launch site.
It took some convincing to get Grant to release the balloon, but he finally did and off soared the balloon with all of our info. It rose majestically and got stuck in the neighbors tree across the alley. They'll probably just yell over the fence instead of emailing us about it's journey.
We learned from the first launch which I explained to Grant had really only been a "test launch". You must launch from an open space.
The second balloon was released from the middle of 8th ave (I explained to Grant that you should never stand in the middle of the street as I stood in the middle of the street). Where will this one find it's way? Some farm town on the plains? Kansas? Utah maybe? We may never know, but it was last seen rolling across the lawn of the church across the street from my house. If you find it, email Grant and let him know.

Comments

I launched a balloon I got for my 18th birthday. Back in '94, not 2005. It was on of those silver balloons that you're allowed to take into hospitals. I did the same thing, and surprisingly a month or so later I got a mysterious piece of mail. My balloon was folded up inside of it, and it had a note attached telling me it had gone about 40 miles away. (this was in Arkansas) and this person's cows had found the balloon. I don't know if I still have the letter, but it was pretty fun to do. Try a silvery balloon next time for a proper launch. It's more zeppelin-like, and probably has better aerodynamics for the trip. Happy flying.

Billy

I have been making everyone read this. it is great.

I am totally inspred though, I am going to do a baloon launch with Reese ASAP. Though I am pretty sure that sending off the mylar (shiny balloons) is illegal now.

Grant

Found baloon. 9th and Elm/Denver.

How dare you toy with his emotions like that Rob. I can see the first balloon in my neighbors tree from my position on the couch right now. It mocks me.

Billy, those silver balloons are great. I got a train one for my sons birthday a couple of weeks ago and it is still going strong. I'm afraid to launch it due to Josh's warning, but it is in the name of science so I just might.

By the way - dave does rocket launches - forget the little balloons. I wanted to make a fig joke, but couldn't figure how to fit it in.

Joe, weather balloons rock! The fam and I are in lovely Boulder for the summer. Drop me an e-mail.

P.S. I am way better at Tony Hawk now

Hey Matt! Send me your email and I will get in touch with you.

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