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September 29, 2006

An open letter to Safeway Brand Instant Oatmeal

I recently purchased a box of your instant oatmeal. May I make a few suggestions? Firstly, I would take the little Golden Delicious sticker off of the apple before chopping it up, dying it orange and calling it a peach. It is unpleasant in the mouth and really makes it hard to pretend you are eating peaches and cream oatmeal. This brings me to my second suggestion. I think the apple core should be left out of the mix. It also weakens the peach illusion and the texture just isn’t right for oatmeal. By following these two simple suggestions you may avoid making lifelong oatmeal enemies in the future. There is of course the possibility that I mistakenly purchased goat feed. I will check the box and if that is in fact the case, you have my sincerest apologies.

Sincerely,

             Joe Penrod

September 21, 2006

Deja Vu All Over Again

Check this out. It’s a little long, but well worth it. A group of Improve Everrywhere “agents” staged a series of events in a Starbucks and repeated them over and over much to the confusion of the other patrons. I loved how people tried to make sense of it and slowly began to point out little reacurring actions. They were probably very relieved to realize that there was something strange going on and they hadn’t just had to many non-fat iced mochas.

This reminded me of a less ingenius but still fun incident I participated in a few years ago. My friend Jason left a message that when I picked him up from the airport he was going to be wearing his Dickies jumpsuit with a racing stripe down it, and I “would know what to do.” It took me a minute to realize that I did in fact know what to do. I met him at the gate wearing my Dickies coveralls and holding a sign that said “Nascar racer Jason Cannon”. People getting off the plane looked puzzeled, but then something seemed to click and they either walked off or stepped to the side to get a better look at the celebrity. They had obviously been confused by the young man dressed like a race car driver on their flight and they seemed to be happy to have the explanation. We had filled in the pieces and it didn’t matter that it really made no sense that he would be wearing his racing duds on a flight, or that his pit crew would show up at the airport ready for a race, or that he would need to see “NASCAR racer” in front of his name to know that the guy dressed like a mechanic was there to pick him up. They were just happy to be able to put the two things together in some reasonable way. It was fun to pull people in for a moment and see them nod to each other once they “got it”.

September 12, 2006

Calling all photogs

Ok, if there is still anyone out there reading this, we need some advice. Michelle and I are in the market for a new digital camera. Ours was stolen (or lost, but if it was lost it was lost in some place we have never been because i swear I have looked everywhere I have ever set foot since I was 9) and we need a decent replacement. I don’t need a pro model (though I want one), but maybe something inbetween the point and shoot and SLR. I am using it to photograph my artwork as well as for daily use. Any suggestions? Does anyone have a camera they love or know of one they would love to buy? Also, it must not look like a toaster, I’m sick of Josh making fun of my last one.