Todd: do you have AAA?

me: nope
do you?

Todd: no

me: i feel like i should
as an adult

Todd: yeah, it probably would have saved me some money today
but
it is $68 a year i think
and i don’t pay that much in towing fees a year

me: that’s almost 6 bucks a month. Forget that!

Todd: are there other benefits?

me: yeah
free road maps
and they have a hot line you can call if you are really sad late at night
me: I don’t know if it is expressly for that purpose, but they are good listeners
(I hear)