Intelligent Design Revealed and Vindicated
Let me lay out the facts and then you can decide.
Two weeks ago my wife misplaced her reading glasses. After days of looking and not finding, with my wife in tears, I systematically tore the house apart. i wont say i was close to tears myself but I was getting there. Then, in a place we had both searched time after time i found a little set of “Granny Glasses”. They are half glasses that usually just sit on her nose and try to slide right off, but, they suffice. Still she was so miserable that I made her an appointment for new glasses. Unfortunately the appointment was two weeks away. I kept my eyes open thinking that at any moment we would find the old glasses.
i made the old jokes about, ” no doubt as soon as we get the new ones we will find the old ones”.
Attention! Punch line coming!
Today we went in for the appointment, got the evaluation and ordered the new, 96 dollars worth of new, glasses.
We walked into the house, my wife put down her purse by the foot of the couch and five minutes later, bending to pick up the said purse cried “Oh! there are the glasses”. and so they were, behind a cushion on the couch. Prediction vindicated but funny eh?
We now had two pair of glasses and one on order. ” if you didn’t believe in intelligent design before please try to explain all that as accidental humor. Tell me someone isn’t toying with us. You think this stuff just happens?
Oh Yeah?
Well then explain this one as happenstance and pure coincidence. I left the house for one hour. In fact I just came back. When I walked in the door I saw my wife was sitting in her recliner weeping piteously. Glasslessly. In that one hour she had lost both set of glasses.
As for me and grandpa, we believe!
And now i am going to go bang my head against some convenient wall and listen for distant stifled laughter.
Time now passes
Morning dawns.
And the lost and re-lost glasses are back. She knows not how.
An on going saga of some sort of design.
Someone’s obviously plotting this stuff. Whether or not society has the guts to admit it and teach it in school is beside the point. We need to have the courage to discard outdated science and face the facts, courageously looking the truth squarely in the eye. Things can’t get this spectacularly messed up in some sort of evolutionary accident. That would be like explaining the astonishing structure of the eye by postulating incremental chance mutation. Personally, I favor blaming some sort of committee work. I don’t know exactly why but it has the feel of that sort of messed up almost adolescent (humorous) planning that I have come to know on all those school committees I’ve been on. Who knows how bad those committees could have confused things for us if they got to watch it on some sort of cosmic big screen, alternately slapping their knee’s and howling with glee while whooping for further funny changes. i wouldn’t be surprised to find that there are cosmic storyboards.
I’m just say’in “think about it”, give it a chance. It makes perfect sense. We have to be brave enough to discard science and admit the truth when we sense it.
Well, its several days later. We finally, yesterday got the new glasses. in fact i was just searching the house looking for them. as my wife just said, “It’s upsetting”. Yes, it is.
ha ha…. found them
day later lost again
See? we are being toyed with. I’ll be quoting Omar before long